Score more likes, share these…
20 Hilarious Facebook Status Update Posts:
- Love is standing on wet cement. the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never let go without leaving your footprints.
- Either you love Space Jam or you’re wrong.
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you’re going to get.
- That awkward moment when you’re trying not to look when someone is staring at you.
- Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
- Don’t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
- Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other’s shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups.
- I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job.
- I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say “He’s in a better place now.”
- Pretty cool how the guy that created dessert was just like, “I did a great job eating all that food and I deserve a reward.”
- Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress.
- You’d think Winnie the Pooh would’ve gotten that shirt in at least a medium.
- I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
- Weird how people are so quick to say they’d die for you but so slow to make breakfast.
- Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
- Whenever I say “I don’t mean that in a bad way”, I usually do.
- If any of you heard a loud, painful scream followed by hysterical weeping, don’t worry about it…That was just me at the gas pump filling up my car.
- Unsure if I’m a good cook, or I’ll just eat anything.
- Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
- At work, when you don’t know what to do, just walk fast and look worried.
KittEhhh is Hungry….
Who would say no to that adorable face with an adorable head tilt! We <3 Head Tilts! Facebook this, right friggin’ now!
These Wolves Sure Like to HOWL:
It was a wolf symphony and that guy with the video camera captured this magnificent moment. Now, be a good chap and pass it along to your friends before it goes full blown viral video.