The Top this week on Facebook…
Best Facebook Status Posts:
- If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
- One of the best feelings in the world is when you are hugging a person you love and they hug you back even tighter.
- The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
- If you like water, you already like 70% of me!
- Ford F-150 commercials make it seem as if hauling loads of crumbled boulders over mountainous terrain is a commonly-practiced thing.
- A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other.
- I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I’m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
- Some girls need to realize that having fat on their bodies doesn’t make them fat…it makes them alive.
- I may look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face 3 times!
- Life appears to be designed specifically to kick my ass. I’m still standing. So, I say bring it.
- Men say that women should come with instructions… What’s the point? Have you ever seen a man actually read them???
- Liars always think that no one is telling the truth.
- I walked briskly with scissors today. I’m pretty wild.
- I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
- Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
- Don’t wait for the perfect moment…Take the moment and make it perfect…
- I went to a club and they played “The Twist”, I did the twist. They played “Jump”, I jumped. They played “Come on Eileen”…I got kicked out for that one.
- If girls think giving birth is hard try playing call of duty on a laggy server.
- I’m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people! Respect it!
- The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
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