Looking Good, Unlikely Dance Off, & Best Status Posts

The Top this week on Facebook…

Best Facebook Status Posts:

  1. If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
  2. One of the best feelings in the world is when you are hugging a person you love and they hug you back even tighter.
  3. The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
  4. If you like water, you already like 70% of me!
  5. Ford F-150 commercials make it seem as if hauling loads of crumbled boulders over mountainous terrain is a commonly-practiced thing.
  6. A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other.
  7. I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I’m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
  8. Some girls need to realize that having fat on their bodies doesn’t make them fat…it makes them alive.
  9. I may look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face 3 times!
  10. Life appears to be designed specifically to kick my ass. I’m still standing. So, I say bring it.
  11. Men say that women should come with instructions… What’s the point? Have you ever seen a man actually read them???
  12. Liars always think that no one is telling the truth.
  13. I walked briskly with scissors today. I’m pretty wild.
  14. I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
  15. Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
  16. Don’t wait for the perfect moment…Take the moment and make it perfect…
  17. I went to a club and they played “The Twist”, I did the twist. They played “Jump”, I jumped. They played “Come on Eileen”…I got kicked out for that one.
  18. If girls think giving birth is hard try playing call of duty on a laggy server.
  19. I’m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people! Respect it!
  20. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.

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You’re Looking Good:

Extremely photogenic Corgi says ‘ello mid-air! Post to your newsfeed for LIKEs galore 🙂

Unlikely Dance Off:

That white guy can DANCE! Share. Now.

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