Get more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: Some people live life in the fast lane. I’ve spent most of mine on the side of the road, hood open, staring at a smoking engine, scratching my head. My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary’s ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk. […]
Facebook Status Updates
Score LIKE Insurance for Facebook..
Is there a such thing as Insurance for Facebook? Probably not, but you sure can be sure you’ll get more likes with these… LIKE Insurance for Facebook: Being in the friend zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling you regularly bitching about the person they did hire. I don’t […]
21 Funny Status Update Ideas
Get more likes, share these… Funny Facebook Status Update Ideas: The best thing about marriage is never needing to use Google. Wives know everything! Ladies, stop complaining to us about how there are no good guys. If you want a good guy, chances are he’s the one you’re complaining to. WebMD needs to add the […]
April Fools Day Status Updates
Happy April Fools Day 2013… April Fools Day 2013: Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. “So it’s like any other day. Right? Who needs april fools my entire life is a joke! 1 universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’M STILL SINGLE. Onions: […]
Easter Status Updates 2013
Happy Easter! Enjoy these hilarious one-liners and post them to your FB wall to get tons of comments & likes… Easter Status Updates: I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and […]
Amazed Cat, Crying Sloth, & Popular Status Updates
From this week on FB… 20 Popular Facebook Status Updates: Our kids will never know the terror of calling a crush and having a parent answer the phone. My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality. The awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you either laugh […]