Amazed Cat, Crying Sloth, & Popular Status Updates

From this week on FB…

20 Popular Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Our kids will never know the terror of calling a crush and having a parent answer the phone.
  2. My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.
  3. The awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you either laugh or smile and everybody thinks you’re lying.
  4. I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.
  5. There’s no enlightenment to be found in jogging. Have you ever seen a picture of Buddha jogging?
  6. I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all.
  7. Sometimes, I’ll start a text with “lol” if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, “lol it’d be cool if you moved out kyle.”
  8. Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. Damn. Time.
  9. Some women need to learn that being attractive is not an excuse for being a bitch.
  10. LIKE if your parents ask you to do something and you tell them you’ll do it in ten minutes then you never do it.
  11. Don’t die a virgin…terrorists are up there waiting for you.
  12. This is actually a law in Alaska……..”It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.” What?
  13. The worst thing you can do for somebody is something they should be doing for themselves.
  14. Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
  15. “Just kidding” is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
  16. Count your age by friends, not years; count your life by smiles, not tears.
  17. A few simple tips: Don’t promise when you’re happy, Don’t reply when you’re angry, and Don’t decide when you’re sad.
  18. Sometimes it takes a wrong turn to put us in the right place.
  19. If it was easy, everybody would be doing it.
  20. You know people be creepin’ when they like a Status update from a week ago.

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“That’s AMAAZING” -Cat

Amazed Cat

Ladies & Gentlemen, Amazed CAT is very very very Amazed. Perhaps you will amaze your Facebook friends by reposting him.

FACT: Sloths are Adorable… Even when they cry.

Dat Whine!

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