Easter Status Updates 2013

Happy Easter!  Enjoy these hilarious one-liners and post them to your FB wall to get tons of comments & likes…

Easter Status Updates:

  1. I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  2. So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
  3. Is going eggstatic!
  4. Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
  5. Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
  6. You know you’re getting older when you get a copy of “Quicken” in your Easter basket.
  7. If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, “In Jesus name, amen.”
  8. If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I’m not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.
  9. Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
  10. I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
  11. Great Easter dinner… I’m Egg-zosted! (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )

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Easter Egg Prank Video

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