Happy Easter! Enjoy these hilarious one-liners and post them to your FB wall to get tons of comments & likes…
Easter Status Updates:
- I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
- Is going eggstatic!
- Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
- Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
- You know you’re getting older when you get a copy of “Quicken” in your Easter basket.
- If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, “In Jesus name, amen.”
- If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I’m not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.
- Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
- I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
- Great Easter dinner… I’m Egg-zosted! (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
We present to you, the EasterCatBunny:
Easter Egg Prank Video
That was a cute prank 🙂 Share and share alike peeps!