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Afraid of Love, Mastiff Puppy, and Really Funny Status Updates
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Talking Parakeet, Crazy Sloth, and Great Status Posts
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Epic Burger Flipping, Curious Elephant, and Classic Status Updates
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Kitty Armor, Sleepy Duck, and Silly Statuses
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Prairie Dog Puppies, Shark Swim, & Hilarious Facebook Statuses
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