Intensely Awkward Gamer, Confused KitteH, and Cool Statuses

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  1. Dear Netflix, quit asking. I always want to continue to the next episode.
  2. The more I trust the more I learn to verify.
  3. Stu(dying)
    Stu(died)
    Coincidence? I think not.
  4. I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
  5. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “well that’s not going to happen.”
  6. I think someone has to be listening to you before it can be considered an actual conversation.
  7. Why is there a show called “When animals attack”? It should be called “When stupid people go near dangerous animals.”
  8. I am not afraid of heights, deep water, and love. I am afraid of falling, drowning, and a broken heart.
  9. Guess I must’ve got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence.
  10. I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I’m sorry. but I’ve moved on.
  11. “American Pie” ruined it for any kid that actually DOES have an amazing story from band camp.
  12. Telling me to calm down is the only guaranteed way to piss me off.
  13. Girl’s eyebrows nowadays look like Nike signs.
  14. True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people.. together.
  15. If you shut off the Internet in the US, we’d overthrow the government within hours.
  16. Best Threesome: Me. My Bed. My Pillow.
  17. Diet
    Die
    Di
    D
    Do
    Don
    Donu
    Donuts
  18. I’m the type of person who would spend 20 years becoming a judge, just so ONE person could be all, “You can’t judge me!” And I’m like, “Bullshit.”
  19. The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
  20. It’s funny how the people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.

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Confused KitteHhhh:

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Intensely Awkward Gamer gives EPIC Interview:

Was he acting or is he really that awkward? Either way, that is one awesome interview!

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