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- Dear Netflix, quit asking. I always want to continue to the next episode.
- The more I trust the more I learn to verify.
Coincidence? I think not.
- I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
- I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “well that’s not going to happen.”
- I think someone has to be listening to you before it can be considered an actual conversation.
- Why is there a show called “When animals attack”? It should be called “When stupid people go near dangerous animals.”
- I am not afraid of heights, deep water, and love. I am afraid of falling, drowning, and a broken heart.
- Guess I must’ve got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence.
- I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I’m sorry. but I’ve moved on.
- “American Pie” ruined it for any kid that actually DOES have an amazing story from band camp.
- Telling me to calm down is the only guaranteed way to piss me off.
- Girl’s eyebrows nowadays look like Nike signs.
- True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people.. together.
- If you shut off the Internet in the US, we’d overthrow the government within hours.
- Best Threesome: Me. My Bed. My Pillow.
- I’m the type of person who would spend 20 years becoming a judge, just so ONE person could be all, “You can’t judge me!” And I’m like, “Bullshit.”
- The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
- It’s funny how the people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.
Intensely Awkward Gamer gives EPIC Interview:
Was he acting or is he really that awkward? Either way, that is one awesome interview!