More likes per share, use these…
Silly Facebook Statuses:
- There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
- You think you know someone, but what you really know is only what they choose to show you.
- My ceiling fan has 3 speeds:
1) Barely moving.
2) Kinda feels like it’s working.
3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
- We are all guilty of using a different word when we can’t spell the one we want to use.
- I miss being a little kid with no stress, worries, or care in the world.
- Starbucks isn’t really that expensive when you you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.
- Being an adult means going to the grocery store and paying a ton of money and still having nothing to eat.
- Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
- Short horror story: old pictures of me
- I think, therefore we have nothing in common.
- It’s so darn crazy how you can go months without talking to someone but they still cross your mind every day.
- You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.
- Pandora just needs to add more skips, give less ads and add a replay button.
- I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.
- You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.
- I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.
- When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
- I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
- A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s…That’s because she changes it more often.
- How do people approach their crush I don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald’s?
Kitty Upgraded Her Armor:
That’s one cute & fierce kitten!
Baby Duck Can’t Stay Awake:
I’d be falling asleep too if I was in that class! LOL 🙂