Kitty Armor, Sleepy Duck, and Silly Statuses

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Silly Facebook Statuses:

  1. There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
  2. You think you know someone, but what you really know is only what they choose to show you.
  3. My ceiling fan has 3 speeds:
    1) Barely moving.
    2) Kinda feels like it’s working.
    3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
  4. We are all guilty of using a different word when we can’t spell the one we want to use.
  5. I miss being a little kid with no stress, worries, or care in the world.
  6. Starbucks isn’t really that expensive when you you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.
  7. Being an adult means going to the grocery store and paying a ton of money and still having nothing to eat.
  8. Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
  9. Short horror story: old pictures of me
  10. I think, therefore we have nothing in common.
  11. It’s so darn crazy how you can go months without talking to someone but they still cross your mind every day.
  12. You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.
  13. Pandora just needs to add more skips, give less ads and add a replay button.
  14. I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.
  15. You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.
  16. I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.
  17. When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
  18. I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
  19. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s…That’s because she changes it more often.
  20. How do people approach their crush I don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald’s?

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Free Timeline Covers

Kitty Upgraded Her Armor:

Kitty Armor

That’s one cute & fierce kitten!

Baby Duck Can’t Stay Awake:

I’d be falling asleep too if I was in that class! LOL 🙂

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