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Welcome back friends! We have tons of witty hilarious status updates, some pictures, and videos for you to post to your Facebook Status Update or Wall or maybe even your friends wall.  Anyhow, here it is my friends… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The FOLD cycle on the clothes dryer isn’t working. Sure, you’ll get […]

Ahoy me mateys!  Or is it maties?   FB (Pirate) Grammar Police where you at? Anyhow, welcome back loyal Facebook Fans & followers.  Today you will be rewarded with twice the goodness we usually post.  Without further ado here are the hilarious funny status updates for Facebook…. Funny Mid Week Status Updates for Facebook: Have you […]

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend! 🙂  We certainly did.  Here is your funny status updates for Tuesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I got my first bikini. It’s a three piece; a top, a bottom and a blindfold for you. After all those years working at the Nuclear Power Plant, Uncle Ron was the […]

Congratulations and Happy Friday!  You made it folks, another glorious weekend.  A HOLIDAY weekend (Memorial day for you non-US folk, and don’t bother trying to call or e-mail us because we will be BBQing, yes, all of us.) nonetheless.  Have a safe and awesome weekened.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates […]

Thanks for stopping in! FYI,  FacebookStatus.org is the most frequently updated hotspot for hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for your Facebook account.  And here they are… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set!  (from our Facebook Fan Page) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag […]

Thank you so much for stopping in.  We promise you the best status updates, pictures, videos and more to post on Facebook.  Bookmark the page, you won’t regret it!  Here they are… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A cop pulls a guy over for weaving in traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and […]