Wednesday Status Updates for Facebook.

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A cop pulls a guy over for weaving in traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin?” The driver says, “You buyin?”

  • Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
  • You can’t take it with you. So why not give it to me?
  • thinks it’s now only a matter of time before “24” hits the big screen. Of course, if it’s a two-hour movie, wouldn’t it just be called ‘2’? (From David on our Facebook Fan Page)
  • My bank is the worst. They’re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can’t even afford to be broke.
  • Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.

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