Thursday = Funny Funny Status Updates for Facebook

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set!  (from our Facebook Fan Page)
  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  • I have the same body I’ve always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course… (from our Facebook Fan Page)
  • I like to hit snooze a couple of times before I wake up, but my wife likes to hit me a couple of times until I wake up.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Joke of the day:

Joe: “Nice watch.” Moe: “I won it in a race.” Joe: “How many runners?” Moe: “Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me.”

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