FunnyStatus Team

The weekend is just around the corner!  Stay happy, enjoy life and enjoy the rest of the week.  Make sure to stop by tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up. *** Download our iPhone App – Featuring over 1,500+ Categorized Funny Status Updates that post directly to your profile and much more. ***NEW*** Version out […]

Welcome to Wednesday folks!  Hope you’re having a great week.  Here is what you came here for… ***Check out our iPhone App, 1000+ Categorized Status Updates that are ready to post straight to your profile, tons of other special features.*** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A procrastinator’s work is never done. This just in: Jail […]

Welcome back friends!  Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend.  Here are some hilarious status updates for Tuesday to help get you through the short week… ***Download our iPhone App only $.99cents for a limited time!  Huge Update coming soon!!! *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I have never understood why women love cats. Cats […]

My fellow Americans (and our foreign friends) this weekend is a very special weekend.  For one, it’s a holiday so you get an extra day off 🙂  And most importantly we are celebrating our freedom.  Happy Birthday America, and may you have many more!  For the rest of the world, we are honored to be […]

Hi There!  Happy Thursday, good news is… a long weekend is in your future 🙂  Until then check these funny status updates out! *** Download our iPhone App only $.99cents for a limited time!  Huge update coming soon 🙂 *** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I need a credit card that can afford my lifestyle. […]

Thank you for stopping in!  Here are your funny status updates for today… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in? I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. (from our FB Fan Page) You can drink, and you can think, […]