Good news folks, the week is half way over already. Time to celebrate with some funny status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: Why does Harry Potter wear glasses? He’s a wizard & he can’t fix his own vision? He’s my French step dad… I call him my faux pa. I never apologize. […]
Happy Tuesday to You…
What is UP?!?! Tuesday is here and ready to rock you. Luckily we are here to get you and your FB friends through the day… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: Sign at the Optometrist’ office.. “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” If you’re so caught […]
The Really Funny Monday Status Updates…
Aloha friends! Hope you had a great weekend. Good news, it’s going to be a great week! Start it off right with these hilarious status updates…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic? Society is never […]
Hilarious Weekend Wrap-Up of Status Updates & More!
We finally made it to the week-end, congratulations 🙂 These hilarious status updates will get you through the week-end… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: History tells a story. That’s why you must always clear it before your girlfriend uses the computer. Aren’t the “good things that come to those who wait” really just […]
The Funny Status Updates for your Thursday
Howdy! Here is the goods to help get you and your friends through Thursday…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook / Twitter: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. People that are organized are just too lazy to look […]
The Witty Wednesday Status Updates
Welcome back friends! Here is the goods… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App) Women treat me like I’m a piece of meat……. And like they’re vegetarians. AN […]