Aloha! Hope you’re having a great Thursday here is what you came here for…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!) I […]
Mid Week Laugh-a-pa-looza
Congratulations, you’ve made it to Wednesday which means its time for more hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m sure looking… To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone […]
Funny Status Updates to help get you through Tuesday
Hello friends, we’ve got some great status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post today. Here they are… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. A chef is a cook who swears in French. Do not argue with […]
We’ve got the cure for your Monday Blues…
Happy Monday everyone 🙂 Hope you had a great weekend here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: It’s crazy to think that there was a time (not too long ago) when Myspace was bigger than Facebook and no one even knew what Twitter was. Alcohol doesn’t solve any […]
The Awesome Weekend Wrap-Up
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Can we just fast forward to Friday already?!?
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