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Ze World Famous Weekend Wrap-Up

August 26, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Thanks for stopping in…. As you know, it’s the freakin’ weekend baby, I’m bout to have me some fun!!!  Here is some hilarious stuff to get you and your friends to enjoy the weekend… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Funny Tweets for Twitter: Goodness, Not feeling old enough this morning? Macaulay Culkin, who stared […]

Good Times Thursday

August 25, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Glad to see you back, Friend 🙂  You’re always welcome here!  Enjoy your Thursday by laughing through it with these witty one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Why do people never get talker’s block? It would be very helpful to me if the rest of you would please stop striving for excellence. […]

I LOL @ Wednesday

August 24, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome to Wednesday, it’s not a friendly day, but if you respect Wednesday, then Wednesday will respect you.  So do what I do and LOL your way through Wednesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: I remember, fondly, the days when I was a Perfect Parent, with Perfect Children. Back before I actually had […]

Tueday is soooo Funny!

August 23, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Aloha amigos 🙂  Welcome back, here are your silly status updates to get you through Tuesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: I wonder how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented? ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)  (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates […]

Monday Funday

August 22, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Hope you had a good relaxing weekend!!!  Laugh your way through Monday with these hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: If you can’t say something nice, we’re probably related. Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap right now. Why […]

The World Famous Weekend Wrap.

August 19, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Congratulations, the weekend is here!  Enjoy every moment of it 🙂  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: “Mr. and Mrs. Explorer? It’s social services. We are here to talk to you about Dora.” Just polished off a gigantic plate of pasta. Feeling guilty about my carbonara footprint. […]

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