FunnyStatus Team

Can you believe the week is already half over?!?!  Welcome Wednesday into your life with these funny one liners to share with your friends… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a […]

Congratulations you survived the week and welcome to the holiday weekend!  Here are some hilarious things to laugh your way through the weekend… Funny status updates for Facebook: The most valuable contribution social networking sites have made to my life is showing me how ridiculous it was to have ever been intimidated by or feel […]

No one can deny that Thursday is awesome.  However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking. Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, […]

Hello friends!  Great news, we’ve got some hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post to get you through “Hump” day. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Have you ever dropped something, then caught it, then dropped it again and it shatters all over the place?  Ya, that’s my life right now. A bargain […]

I hope your week is going swell!  It seems like every Tuesday I need some laughs so here are some funny thing’s to get your Tuesday going great… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up.  ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update […]

Hope you had an awesome relaxing weekend, I know I did!  The bad news is, another Monday is upon us.  Laugh your way through it with these funny one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Nothing goes right with me. I bought a new watch… shockproof and waterproof… It caught on fire. I […]