The weekend is almost upon us. Until then rock your way through Thursday with these hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a […]
ROFL Wednesdays
G’day folks! Here are your always hilarious mid-week status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If stupidity was painful, you’d be in agony. Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what’s going on? There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers. If […]
Laugh out Loud Tuesday…
You survived Monday, which is awesome because today just so happens to be Laugh out Loud Tuesday. Here are the goods that will have you rolling on the floor… Funny Status Updates for Faceboook: I’ll put a bird bath in my yard when the birds install a car wash in my garage. My first session […]
Montag ist Sehr Gut!
Happy Monday, Friends! Laugh your way through the day with these funny things… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I feel sorry that today’s generation will never understand the beauty of a mixed tape or the thrill of waiting by the radio all day long to record your favorite song. Change is inevitable, except from a […]
Hilarious Weekend Funny Status Updates & More…
Congratulations you’ve made it to the weekend. Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users […]
Thursdays Funny Status Updates!
Happy Thursday friends! Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I never understood why guys always have their hands down their pants. Then last night I found myself watching TV with my hand in my bra. It finally occurred to me…when you’ve got something great, you want to hold onto […]