Instead laugh it up and make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Listening and hearing are two […]
Ye Olde World Famous Weekend Wrap-Up
Laugh your way through the weekend with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat? There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those […]
Status Updates for the Holidays
Tis the season’ here are some hilarious Statuses for the Holidays… Holiday Status Updates: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. a partridge in a pear tree. Thank goodness for Gift Reciepts! (Hundreds of Holiday related statuses on our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Just a reminder in […]
Hump Day Laugh Factory
Get through Wednesday with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don’t like flowers. I’ve been wearing a great new scent. It’s called New Car Interior. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. My phone changed […]
10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook
Aloha! Hope your Tuesday is going swell. Make your friends laugh with these… 10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook: We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, […]
Happy Monday to You!
Welcome back friends! Hope you had an excellent weekend. Did you get lots of feedback on your Cartoon Profile Pic? Don’t forget to change it back to normal today! Meanwhile make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) […]