Laugh your way through the weekend with these…
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If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
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If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat?
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
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We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
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Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more daily Funny Status Updates)
- About 90% of conversations between guys are just made up of quotes from movies.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
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The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
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I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.
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Oregon Trail was the only game that made dying of dysentery hilarious.
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Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that’s out to get them?
Why didn’t I think of that?!:
How awesome is that? Earbuds that don’t tangle! I spend like an hour untangling mine at the gym. They’re called Zipbuds and only $40. They’d probably make an excellent holiday gift for a loved one.
Funny Video to Post:
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Haha! More like this video clip is something for the history books. Have a great weekend folks and we’ll see you on Monday for more funny statuses. If you’d like more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.
