Laugh your way through the weekend with these…
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If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat?
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more daily Funny Status Updates)
- About 90% of conversations between guys are just made up of quotes from movies.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.
Oregon Trail was the only game that made dying of dysentery hilarious.
Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that’s out to get them?
Why didn’t I think of that?!:
How awesome is that? Earbuds that don’t tangle! I spend like an hour untangling mine at the gym. They’re called Zipbuds and only $40. They’d probably make an excellent holiday gift for a loved one.
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