Ye Olde World Famous Weekend Wrap-Up

Laugh your way through the weekend with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat?
  • There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
  • We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
  • Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more daily Funny Status Updates)
  • About 90% of conversations between guys are just made up of quotes from movies.
  • I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  • The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
  • I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.
  • Oregon Trail was the only game that made dying of dysentery hilarious.
  • Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that’s out to get them?

Why didn’t I think of that?!:


How awesome is that?  Earbuds that don’t tangle!  I spend like an hour untangling mine at the gym. They’re called Zipbuds and only $40.  They’d probably make an excellent holiday gift for a loved one.

Funny Video to Post:


Haha! More like this video clip is something for the history books.  Have a great weekend folks and we’ll see you on Monday for more funny statuses. If you’d like more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.