Tis the season’ here are some hilarious Statuses for the Holidays…
Holiday Status Updates:
- On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. a partridge in a pear tree. Thank goodness for Gift Reciepts! (Hundreds of Holiday related statuses on our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars.
- Dear Santa, I was can explain….
- This time every year I dispose of my disposable income.
- I always try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
- is reminding everyone not to eat yellow snow.
- I’d like to kick “Old Man Winter” down a flight of stairs.
- It’s not drinking alone if there’s a mirror in the room, right?
- Dear Santa, I was framed! ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more daily Funny Status Updates)
- Would you like some Christmas Spirit? Now where did I put that vodka…
- is on Santa’s VIP list.
- Unfortunately Christmas is canceled… Santa died laughing when I told him you’d been good this year.
- I’m thinking that if I keep this up, the Christmas miracle will be me getting my jeans buttoned.
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