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Get Tons of Comments & Likes on Tuesday with these Statuses…
Hope you’re having a wonderful Tuesday. Make your friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends! Snow Tip: The […]
Ye Olde Funny Statuses for Facebook on Monday…
Hope you had a great Holiday weekend! Get tons of comments/likes from your friends by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I hate it when someone forgets to cover their mouth when they sneeze and they spray […]
Always get the last laugh…
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Funny December Statuses on Facebook
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Mid-Week Laugh Attack
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