Hope you had a great Holiday weekend! Get tons of comments/likes from your friends by posting these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
I hate it when someone forgets to cover their mouth when they sneeze and they spray it right atchoo.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
- Don’t get mad at me your child found out Santa is not real through Facebook. He’s either too young to be on Facebook or too old to believe in Santa. Top quality parenting.
- I’m all for technology and the development of mankind, but automated talking toilets are just too much. We need to bring it down a notch.
- My favorite Christmas gift is the company of family and the love of friends that I can now ignore with my new iPad.
- I am the ghost of Christmas Passed Out. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
- Half the people on Facebook are borderline illiterate. Y R U wrting lik this? Do you need Gwen & Fergie to spell words via pop song to learn?
- I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate. He said, “I don’t follow you.” (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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You gotta respect brutal honesty. Ha!
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