Hope you’re having a wonderful Tuesday. Make your friends laugh with these…
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We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends!
- Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called “neighbors.” They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- The new ipod nano should have come with a warning label: Wrapped up may resemble a ring box..
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- If you have plans to teach your children the value of dollar, you better hurry up.
- One step forward, two steps back. Now that’s what I call time travel.
- I haven’t been to work in four days. I’ve almost forgotten how to play solitaire and minesweeper.
- My gas tank goes from zero to $30.00 in under a minute.
- What’s the speed of dark? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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