Welcome back! Updated daily with the funniest statuses around town… Funny Statuses for Facebook: I cheated on a test. Yeah, I Tiger Woods’d a test. After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I’m the most interesting man in the world. In summary, my life is a white button down shirt at an all you can […]
Silly Status Updates that will get you LIKES
Funny Status Updates that will get you likes… Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Changed all my passwords to “incorrect” . So my computer just tells me when I forget. I’m tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page) In my experience, less than 40% […]
Funny Status Updates for Facebook Weekend!
Make your weekend last longer by sharing these funny status updates with your Facebook friends! Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) If I’m ever on life support, I […]
SPOTTED: Real Celebrities on Facebook
This is a question that we get pretty often… Are Celebrities on Facebook? YES! Just like you and me, celebrities are on Facebook. Don’t go searching Facebook for Justin Bieber just yet! There are a couple things you should understand about Facebook Celebrities. Unfortunately most (major) celebrities don’t have a public Facebook profile where they […]
Be Facebook Famous with these Funny Statuses
Thank you for visiting the most dependable and frequently updated Facebook fan website on the internet. Post these to your profile and watch the comments and likes come streaming in… Funny Statuses: God must love stupid people. He made SO many. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) You know your children are growing […]
Top 10 Funny Status Updates for a Wednesday
Welcome back! Make your Facebook friends laugh and comment with these… Funny Statuses for a Wednesday: They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he’s fat. If all our national holidays were observed on wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. […]