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Funny Statuses for a Wednesday:
- They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he’s fat.
- If all our national holidays were observed on wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
- Oh. Awesome. A gift card. It’s like money, but I can only spend it where you thought I’d like to.
- Why is Wednesday called “Hump Day” when most people get laid on the weekends?
When the clock factory burned, there was some second-hand smoke.
- Wednesday is one of my favourite days of the week–my 7th favorite.
- Taco Bell has so many festive names for the same three ingredients.
- If genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, we should get cab drivers working on a cure for cancer.
- Do you know what’s coming back? Boomerangs.
- It’s never too late to start, which is why I’m putting it off till tomorrow.
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