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Silly Dog Pic, Cute First Kiss, and Awesome Status Updates
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Funny Status Updates Everyone will LIKE!
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Flower Hat for Hamster, Crying Babies on Planes, and Funny Status Updates
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Mothers Day Status Updates ***Special Edition***
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Funny Statuses, Cute Puppy Pic, and Obama/Osama Mix-Ups
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