Be a local Facebook Celebrity post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Pretending to care about what the birthday card says, but you really just want the money. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Facebook = Star Wars, Twitter = Empire Strikes Back, Google+ = Return of the Jedi. MySpace = Stupid prequels. […]
Awesome Anteater, Wedding FAIL, & Great Status Updates
Post these for comments & likes… Great Status Updates for Facebook: Facebook is daycare for adults. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I’ve been taking my Flintstones’ vitamins daily, but I still can’t start a car with my feet. Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out […]
Super Dog Video, Funny Statuses, & o.O Kitty
Make your FB Friends laugh post… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille. “Hey, it’s been 6 seconds. Check your phone again.” (my […]
16 Silly Status Updates, Angry Cats, & Party Time.
Be a Facebook Celebrity post these… Silly Status Updates for Facebook: Liking your own status or picture on Facebook is like high-fiving yourself. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Another gorgeous summer morning I wish I was sleeping through. Did you hear about the paranoid guy with low self-esteem? He thought nobody important […]
DollarFish, Starving Writers, & Funny Statuses
Make your Facebook Friends laugh… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Dishwashers should have windows. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? Visa is everywhere you want to be…except out of debt. “I […]
4th of July Status Updates
Happy 4th of July! Post these… Facebook Statuses for Independence Day: “The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re […]