4th of July Status Updates

Happy 4th of July! Post these…

Facebook Statuses for Independence Day:

  • “The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”   – Independence Day (As seen on our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
  • One of my favorite 4th of July traditions is writing my name in the air with a sparkler, then burning my arm to see if I can still “feel.”
  • In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
  • Let’s celebrate America by seeing a blockbuster action sequel that embodies everything appalling about America.
  • Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for? A: Liberty!
  • What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
    The Americans licked the British!
  • I hope the irony of scheduling your wedding so close to Independence Day isn’t lost on you. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.
  • What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
  • Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
    George Bernard Shaw
  • The house ethics committee is scheduled to grill Anthony Weiner, on the 4th of July.
  • Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentines Day with explosives.
  • Because of the poor economy, we couldn’t afford fireworks.  The only snap, crackle, and pop at our house yesterday was when I poured milk on a bowl of Rice Krispies.

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