DollarFish, Starving Writers, & Funny Statuses

Make your Facebook Friends laugh…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Dishwashers should have windows.
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • Visa is everywhere you want to be…except out of debt.
  • “I don’t feel like it,” should be an acceptable, no questions asked, excuse for anything.
  • That awkward moment when someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…
  • What’s the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
  • “I can neither confirm or deny…” In my book, that’s a yes.
  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
  • The awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
  • They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
  • Constipated people don’t give a crap.
  • If I eat my entire  Ice Cream in the car before I get home, it’s basically like it never happened.
  • A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.
  • You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?

Thousands More Funny Status Updates…

The Awesome Dollarfish:

Dollarfish

That one is a real conversation starter on Facebook… Post that and get tons of comments/likes!

Starving Writer:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKIpNxsc0Gc[/youtube]

Post that one on your Facebook Wall and watch the comments and likes flood in!

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