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- Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Dishwashers should have windows.
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Visa is everywhere you want to be…except out of debt.
- “I don’t feel like it,” should be an acceptable, no questions asked, excuse for anything.
- That awkward moment when someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…
- What’s the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
- “I can neither confirm or deny…” In my book, that’s a yes.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
- The awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
- They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
Constipated people don’t give a crap.
- If I eat my entire Ice Cream in the car before I get home, it’s basically like it never happened.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.
You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?
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