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- Another gorgeous summer morning I wish I was sleeping through.
- Did you hear about the paranoid guy with low self-esteem? He thought nobody important was out to get him.
- The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don’t check their phone for 3+ hours.
- I guess what I’m proudest of is my ability to make the tough choices in hypothetical situations.
- You should never live in the past. Unless you’re a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule.
- The awkward moment when someone catches you staring at them.
- I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
- Just bought a head of lettuce. Wondering what they do with their bodies. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired.
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
- Technically, a slippery slope is the path of least resistance.
Real dogs ride in pickups, not purses.
- Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food.
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I gave a pint of blood yesterday. I hate mosquito season.
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