16 Silly Status Updates, Angry Cats, & Party Time.

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Silly Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. Liking your own status or picture on Facebook is like high-fiving yourself. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Another gorgeous summer morning I wish I was sleeping through.
  3. Did you hear about the paranoid guy with low self-esteem? He thought nobody important was out to get him.
  4. The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don’t check their phone for 3+ hours.
  5. I guess what I’m proudest of is my ability to make the tough choices in hypothetical situations.
  6. You should never live in the past. Unless you’re a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule.
  7. The awkward moment when someone catches you staring at them.
  8. I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
  9. Just bought a head of lettuce. Wondering what they do with their bodies. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  10. I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired.
  11. People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
  12. Technically, a slippery slope is the path of least resistance.
  13. Real dogs ride in pickups, not purses.
  14. Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food.
  15. What if there were no hypothetical questions? (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  16. I gave a pint of blood yesterday. I hate mosquito season.

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This cat is not happy about this picture:

Funny Cat Picture

Your Facebook friends will get a kick out of that one!

Funny Video to Post:


Haha, I’d love to be at that party!

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