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Best Thanksgiving Status Updates
Thanksgiving Holiday Status Updates. This year we are thankful for all of you. So we compiled this special “BEST OF” Thanksgiving status updates to share with you! Thanksgiving status updates for every occasion… Top Thanksgiving Status Updates: Wondering why we stuff bread into a bird? (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Happy Thanksgiving! Be thankful for […]
Unfriending, Care Bear, & Statuses that get LIKEd
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Forever Young, Litterbox Humor, & Witty Statuses
LIKEable Statuses just for you… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I love having fresh, clean sheets but I hate that I have to make my bed in order to enjoy them. Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re […]
Goose Parade, Sneaky Cat, & Funny Statuses
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Best Friends, Big Dog, & Funny Statuses
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