Roll the dice, get more LIKEs with these… Random (yet awesome) Status Posts for Facebook: When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you. ❒ […]
Dizzy Kid, Gentlemen Pup, & Status Post Ideas
More LIKEs per post, share these… Good Status Ideas for Facebook: Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried 🙂 (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.” Tell me the ugly […]
Baby Ewok, Cutest Kitten, & 17 Great Status Posts
Win the hearts of your Facebook friends with these… Great Status Updates for Facebook: I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Sometimes I wish there was a backspace key for my mouth. Summer is the time of […]
Memorial Day Status Posts, Pictures, Videos, & Quotes
Have a safe Memorial Day and share these… Memorial Day Status Updates 2012 Big respect to all the US military Soldiers around the world, the deceased Soldiers, (RIP) & to their families Happy Memorial Day Let us remember as we fall asleep those who fight and the many that have died to protect our freedom. […]
Vet Helper, Wink, & Facebook Status Ideas
Step your Facebook status game up… Funny Facebook Status Ideas: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) 50 cent has a new fragrance out called ‘Power’. Why he didn’t call it ‘Fiddy Scent’ is beyond me. 3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that […]
Fishing Kid, Secret Lovers, & Funniest Statuses
More LIKEs per status with these… Funniest Statuses on Facebook posted this week: The awkward moment when you think you’re talking to your friend but then realize you’re talking to a stranger beside you. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to […]