Happy Fathers Day! Share these… Fathers Day Status Posts: Everyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a daddy. A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fallbut instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how […]
Weekend Status Updates, Shakespeare’s Facebook, & 31 Nerd Jokes
Inspiration for your statuses, share these… Status Updates for the Weekend: The quickest way to lose all faith in humanity is to read the comments section for almost anything on the internet. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking “What the hell was I doing” ” […]
Baby Sea Lion, Best Commercial 2012, & Silly Status Posts
More props per share, with these… Silly Status Updates that score likes: That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you said you weren’t… (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) 5 rules of happiness: 1) Don’t hate. 2) Don’t worry. 3) Give more. 4) Expect […]
Slug Problems, Holding Hands Prank, & Cool Statuses
More laughs per share, with these… Cool Status Ideas for Facebook: The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Never tell a girl to calm down…she will just get more angry. […]
Ben Stiller Skateboarding, Crocodile Kitty, & Status Jokes
Get more likes, with these… Status Update Jokes & Humor: LIKE IF you ignore the house phone because no one calls the house phone anymore. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) *1% Battery left* Me: “Challenge accepted!” Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!? That awkward moment when you’re not sure […]
Photobombing, Guitar Dog, & Clever Status Updates
Step your status game up with these… Clever Statuses that will get you likes: LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym… Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. BEST […]