Baby Sea Lion, Best Commercial 2012, & Silly Status Posts

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Silly Status Updates that score likes:

  • That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you said you weren’t… (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • 5 rules of happiness: 1) Don’t hate. 2) Don’t worry. 3) Give more. 4) Expect less. 5) Live simply. 😀
  • Coming up next on SportsCenter, the same stuff we’ve been showing you for the past four hours.
  • 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 LIKE if you found the mistake.
  • To-Do List : Nothing[✓]
  • I follow my friends around their house, because I don’t want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents.
  • I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.
  • Millionaires; If you don’t have trampoline floors, and a giant slide from your bed to a pool, give me your money, you’re wasting it. (Source: Funny Status Fan Page )
  • You can call The Hunger Games hotline (404) 698-2903, and actually participate in the game. If you’re into that stuff.
  • All I ever hear about is this apparent obesity epidemic we’re having, but no one seems to be concerned about the stupidity epidemic going on as well.
  • You have to go through the worst to go to the best.
  • I like a song, I download it, listen to it a million times, & then I can’t stand it!
  • I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning.
  • BEST GAMER PICK UP LINE: You turn my software into hardware.
  • When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance……. The 5 stages of buying gas.
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If you’re into cute things, this may very well be at the top of the charts:

Baby Sea Lion

Adorable x 5000. That will melt the heart of any decent Facebooking friend. Share this picture for instant comment karma and likes galore. One click share by putting your mouse over the picture and pressing “Click Here Now to Share”. Good luck!

The Best Commercial of 2012:

M&M is doing it right 🙂 This commercial always makes us laugh. And, we are willing to bet that it’ll make your friends chuckle too. Share this dynamite video with your FB friends for guaranteed laughs, likes, and comment love.

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