The comedic material that gets LIKEd… Best Status Posts for Facebook: LIKE this with your tongue. (95% of people can not do this!) ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum. Hate being fat. Love eating food. Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme […]
Boxed Kitty, Penguin Attack, & Like-able Status Posts
Step your statuses up, share these… LIKE-able Status Posts: That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you are stupid. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Say this fast: I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. Who is “feat.” and why is he in every song? People don’t change, they just become a clearer version of […]
Memories, Dancing Bears, & Status Post Ideas
Entertain your FB friends, share these… Status update ideas that score major likes: That awkward moment when you laugh so hard, your eyes water and people think you’re crying. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) There is nothing more terrifying than sneezing while driving. If I don’t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more […]
Bill Murray, Epic Skateboarding, and Top Status Updates
More likes per share, with these…. Top 20 Status Posts this Week: That awkward moment when you find out there’s going to be a Taken 2 & wonder who’d be dumb enough to kidnap his daughter again? ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Saying “ew” when you hear someone’s name that you don’t like. I can’t […]
Tennis Advice, Cuteness Puppy, & Great Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Great Statuses for Facebook: You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I wish Beyonce and Jay-Z would get onstage and hold their baby to the world, like Mufasa did in the Lion King. That […]
4th of July – Status Updates, Quotes, Jokes, Pictures, and Videos!
Happy Independence Day, share these… 4th of July Status Updates for Facebook: “The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! […]