Cash Farming Dog, Love Illusion, & Best Status Updates

The comedic material that gets LIKEd…

Best Status Posts for Facebook:

  • LIKE this with your tongue. (95% of people can not do this!) ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
  • Hate being fat. Love eating food.
  • Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.
  • Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
  • You can convince people to go anywhere with the promise of free food.
  • Does it distrurb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?
  • Spending half of the movie wondering where you’ve seen the actor before. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Why is it when I am alone, I want to be with people and when I am with people all I want to do is be alone?
  • If you get sexted by someone you don’t like…does that mean you got molexted?
  • That frustrating moment when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it.
  • I hate when I’m wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can’t find my boots with the fur.
  • Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says “trust me, you don’t want to know.”
  • I hate when I think I’ve found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
  • I don’t have a dirty mind… I have a sexy imagination! (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • People who often use & understand sarcasm are more likely to have a high I.Q.

Awesome picture for your Facebook:

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Bonus Awesome Pic: Four baby huskies on a table.

Is this the most talented dog, ever?

Maybe not the most talented, but he’s a smart one 🙂 and I certainly wouldn’t mind having him as a pet. How about you??? Share this amazingly talented pet puppy with your Facebook friends for LIKE karma.

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