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Best Status Posts for Facebook:
- LIKE this with your tongue. (95% of people can not do this!) ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
- Hate being fat. Love eating food.
- Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.
- Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
- You can convince people to go anywhere with the promise of free food.
- Does it distrurb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?
- Spending half of the movie wondering where you’ve seen the actor before. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Why is it when I am alone, I want to be with people and when I am with people all I want to do is be alone?
- If you get sexted by someone you don’t like…does that mean you got molexted?
- That frustrating moment when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it.
- I hate when I’m wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can’t find my boots with the fur.
- Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says “trust me, you don’t want to know.”
- I hate when I think I’ve found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
- I don’t have a dirty mind… I have a sexy imagination! (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- People who often use & understand sarcasm are more likely to have a high I.Q.
Awesome picture for your Facebook:
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Bonus Awesome Pic: Four baby huskies on a table.
Is this the most talented dog, ever?
Maybe not the most talented, but he’s a smart one 🙂 and I certainly wouldn’t mind having him as a pet. How about you??? Share this amazingly talented pet puppy with your Facebook friends for LIKE karma.
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