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Beer Bike Slap, Dog Obedience, & Status Updates

August 27, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Step your Facebooking up, share these.. Facebook Status Updates that get LIKEs: The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) It’s sad how food nowadays needs “being made with the actual ingredient” as a selling point. You know she’s a keeper because you paused the video game […]

Fussy Puppy, Best Friends, & Top Facebook Posts

August 24, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… Top 15 Facebook Status Posts this week: I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.  (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) British accent: Justin Biebah. American: Justin Biebur. Australian: Jastin Beybah. You just tried out all of the accents, didn’t you? Tracking a package isn’t enough. Once […]

Stop Mesothelioma – Facebook Charity

August 23, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Do some good with your Facebook account. Now is your chance to help STOP Mesothelioma! LPK Lawfirm is donating $1 to Mesothelioma Research for every LIKE they get on Facebook up to $100,000 dollars. We think that’s really awesome of them and we hope that you can take 1second out of your day to help […]

Parallel Parking, Underwater Doggie, & Awesome Status Updates

August 23, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs, share these… Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) That awkward moment when “Prince Harry” is trending and you think of Harry Styles. If you’re constantly posting “loving my life!” as your Facebook status, you’re probably not. ‘K’ […]

Cup Stacking Otter, Lost Kitty, & Status Messages

August 22, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… Funny Status Messages 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112LIKE if I’m right. Give a man a fish, […]

Five Guys Burgers, Cat Hearts, & Great Status Posts

August 21, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Facebook Status updates for every occasion… Great Status Posts: Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit […]

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