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- The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ )
- It’s sad how food nowadays needs “being made with the actual ingredient” as a selling point.
- You know she’s a keeper because you paused the video game to talk to her.
- What hurts the most is when the person that made me feel special yesterday makes me feel so unwanted today.
- The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.
- No matter how old I get, I will always find “that’s what she said” jokes hilarious.
- I wish life had a rewind–the-weekend button.
- Single life might be lonely, but at least I’m always with my favorite person. ( 178+LIKES in 5minutes on Funny Status Fan Page )
- That awkward moment when you’re trying to end a conversation and the other person won’t stop talking.
- I finally achieved my lifelong goal of having as many Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.
- My Talents: speed texting, procrastination, and sarcasm.
- Life Tip: Never buy tacos from a place that primarily serves hamburgers. And vice versa.
- Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them.
- When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
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Cute, funny, and a little edgy. Perfect for your Facebook newsfeed. Tons of likes, comments, and funny conversation ahead. One click sharing by putting your mouse over the dog and pressing “Click Here to Share.”
Beer Bike Butt Smack:
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Haha, not sure what to make of that one… other than the facts that your friends will get a kick out of it! And, you’ll probably get a bunch of likes and funny comments.
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