Check out the top statuses, this week: Best Facebook Status Posts… LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) That epic awesome moment when you drop something, and then catch it mid-air. Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just […]
Mr. Wind, Guitar Forest, and Creative Statuses
More likes per share, with these… Creative Facebook Status Updates: LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked. There is no evidence to […]
Seagull Thief, Wise Elephant, and Top Status Posts
Most liked statuses, just for you… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: Go to Google. Type in “gullible” and you will see a picture of yourself. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I wish I could just “like” a text so I didn’t have to respond. Dear radio stations, you do realize there […]
ROFL, Facebook is False, & Funny Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places. Success stops when […]
Collective Soul Cat, Please Play With Me, and Funny Statuses
Stoke your Facebook, get more likes… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When you judge people based on their expressions, that’s facial profiling. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn’t press send .fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo […]
Scaredy Cat, Ewok Dog, and Best Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates this week: The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it. Babies need an […]