Heart Shaped Cloud, Thriller Dance, and Best Status Posts

Check out the top statuses, this week:

Best Facebook Status Posts…

  • LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit.  (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • That epic awesome moment when you drop something, and then catch it mid-air.
  • Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me that I’m doing a great job driving.
  • I just read through my Facebook feed… A moment of silence for proper spelling and grammar. RIP
  • The problem isn’t government assistance for people who need it. The problem is government assistance for people just because they can get it.
  • There needs to be an app that deletes my memberships right before my free trials run out.
  • Remember before the internet when people ate food and didn’t need to tell everyone about it?  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If I woke up beside you every morning, I would be a morning person.
  • Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called “Tomorrow”.
  • Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me.
  • IF you had to choose between your wife and winning the lottery… What kind of car would you buy 1st?
  • Who the hell still calls in to request a song on the radio?  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I love the power of the disapproving head shake.

Beautiful Heart Shaped Cloud…

Heart Shaped Cloud

Spread the love on Facebook by sharing this natural beauty.

Little Kids Dancing To Thriller:

Dawwwwwww poor little guy 🙂 Sometimes you gotta fall down to learn to get right back up and start dancing again.

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