Get more likes, share these… Funny Status Posts: The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshipping cats. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Holding my phone while in the tub is similar to holding a loved one over a cliff. Just checked my Farmville for the first time in […]
Awesome Parents, Barking Cockatoo, and Smart Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Smart Statuses that Score LIKEs: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Seems like it’s going to be “die trying” rather than “get rich” kind of life. You’d […]
Reassuring Puppy, Laptop Confusion, & Best Statuses
Mo’ Likes, Mo’ Betta… Best Facebook Statuses This Week: When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I do my best proofreading after I hit send. I have to confess when my crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to […]
Scary Bear, Halloween Kitty, and Good Statuses
Choose one that works for you, score likes… Good Status Posts for Facebook: When I’m at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What’s your most frequently photographed entree?” (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard […]
Laughing Baby, Ah-MAZE-Ing Maze, and Epic Statuses
Get the LIKEs you crave, with these… EPIC Status Posts for Facebook: The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Tony Romo should dress up as a Quarterback for halloween. Reading your best friends status and being like “Ha I know who that is about!” […]
Milk Bandit, Dog Tries Lemon, & Great Facebook Status Ideas
Get more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Ideas: When you were a kid there was nothing more satisfying as when you made the honking signal to the truck driver and he honked back. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) If I’m not supposed to eat late night snacks, then explain why the fridge has […]