Awesome Parents, Barking Cockatoo, and Smart Statuses

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Smart Statuses that Score LIKEs:

  • That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Seems like it’s going to be “die trying” rather than “get rich” kind of life.
  • You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
  • When I die, I want My body to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.
  • I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
  • When I visit a friend who greets me with “make yourself at home”, I kick him out of the house because I hate visitors.
  • Unless life also hands you water and sugar, that lemonade is gonna suck.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I don’t need a brain.. I have a little thing called “GOOGLE”
  • Saying “I’m almost there”, when you actually haven’t even left the house.
  • That awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.
  • You’re a 90s kid if… you wore the light up shoes! Those were badass.
  • It’s kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it’s 2 months from December and no one gives a crap.
  • “Bad hair day?” “Bad face day?”  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Parents Built His Halloween Costume Around His Wheelchair:

Best Halloween Costume Ever.

Best. Parents. Ever. Honestly, props to them for 1. exceptional costume & 2. exceptional parenting. We can all aspire to be this awesome!

The Incredible Barking Cockatoo:

Can’t blame the guy for barking, sometimes I feel the same way. Post to your feed and watch how confused you can make your friends.

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