Welcome to November. Score some LIKES, share these.. Funny Statuses for Facebook: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. . ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I crush up cheetos, pour the dust into a salt shaker, and sprinkle it on everything. How do you know someone is from […]
Halloween Themed Status Updates, Jokes, Pictures, & Videos.
Happy Halloween, share these Halloween themed statuses… Halloween Status Updates for Facebook: Today is Halloween. No need to buy a scary costume, your face is terrifying as is. Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween. I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and […]
Funny Facebook Statuses, 20 Handshakes, and Captain Kitty
More likes per share, with our… Funny Facebook Status Updates: Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn’t wave back… So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. You only live once? […]
Young Mike Tyson, Bear YMCA, and Random Statuses.
Get more likes, share these.. Random Status Updates for Facebook: The awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and can’t do it. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it. This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight […]
Shadow Boxer, Drunken Singing, and Funny Statuses
Make your weekend fun, post these… Funny Facebook Statuses: The name’s Bond. Name’s Bond. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up. I’d rather change a tire than a diaper. I always hated when my parents would get rid of my […]
Funny Dog Costume, Dem Eyes, and Top Facebook Statuses
Status Jokes for every occasion… Top Facebook Status Updates this week: I know! I’ll go on the Internet and complain! That’ll fix everything! ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes. Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary. Sometimes you have to […]