Shadow Boxer, Drunken Singing, and Funny Statuses

Make your weekend fun, post these…

Funny Facebook Statuses:

  • The name’s Bond. Name’s Bond. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.
  • I’d rather change a tire than a diaper.
  • I always hated when my parents would get rid of my toys, even those with which I had long since stopped playing.
  • If I actually “spoke my mind”, I’d be in deep trouble.
  • I hate people who tYp3 LyK tHi5.
  • I don’t mind going to work, but that 8 hour wait to go home really sucks.
  • DO NOT EAT MEAT! Do not eat vegetables, either. Do not eat anything. Suck on a rock for millennia and think of what you’ve done.
  • I’d rather change a tire than a diaper. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Apple introduced the new iPad Mini…for those light days.
  • I’m think that this Halloween I’m going to scare everyone I know by texting them “We need to talk.”
  • There’s no such thing as a quiet idiot.
  • I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed.
  • Not answering my question, answered my question.
  • University: Where it isn’t about ‘what you know’, but rather, ‘how much you can temporarily know within a short period of time’.
  • If I actually “spoke my mind”, I’d be in deep trouble. . (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • I’m cleaning out my car today, in case anyone needs 27 half-empty bottles of water.

Shadow Boxing Kitty:

Shadow Boxing Kitty

What a cutie… Kitty that is! Share the kitten shadow boxer with your Facebook friends for insta-likes and comments.

Teach a Drunk Man to Sing, and this is the result…


Wow, that was actually pretty good! Pass it along.

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