Make your weekend fun, post these…
Funny Facebook Statuses:
- The name’s Bond. Name’s Bond. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.
- I’d rather change a tire than a diaper.
- I always hated when my parents would get rid of my toys, even those with which I had long since stopped playing.
- If I actually “spoke my mind”, I’d be in deep trouble.
- I hate people who tYp3 LyK tHi5.
- I don’t mind going to work, but that 8 hour wait to go home really sucks.
- DO NOT EAT MEAT! Do not eat vegetables, either. Do not eat anything. Suck on a rock for millennia and think of what you’ve done.
- I’d rather change a tire than a diaper. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Apple introduced the new iPad Mini…for those light days.
- I’m think that this Halloween I’m going to scare everyone I know by texting them “We need to talk.”
- There’s no such thing as a quiet idiot.
- I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed.
- Not answering my question, answered my question.
- University: Where it isn’t about ‘what you know’, but rather, ‘how much you can temporarily know within a short period of time’.
- If I actually “spoke my mind”, I’d be in deep trouble. . (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I’m cleaning out my car today, in case anyone needs 27 half-empty bottles of water.
Shadow Boxing Kitty:
What a cutie… Kitty that is! Share the kitten shadow boxer with your Facebook friends for insta-likes and comments.
Teach a Drunk Man to Sing, and this is the result…
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oCWAw28uLE[/youtube]
Wow, that was actually pretty good! Pass it along.
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