Young Mike Tyson, Bear YMCA, and Random Statuses.

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  • The awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and can’t do it. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
  • This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair.
  • As a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because I’m terrified of the electricity bill.
  • Hangovers: because you had so much fun, you deserve to think about it all day.
  • Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb crap.
  • Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car. It says “No, we are not there yet!” every 30 seconds.
  • I’m at my most ninja-like when I see a new checkout opening up at the supermarket.
  • When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bitch.”
  • Sometimes my mom says she’s smarter than me, but who’s living rent free in whose house and who’s eating all whose groceries? (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I wish I were as attractive to women as I am to mosquitoes.
  • They’ll hate you if you’re pretty. They’ll hate you if you’re not. They’ll hate you for what you lack and they’ll hate you for what you got.
  • I’m so glad you don’t give a crap, because that would be a disgusting gift.
  • The words “I’m sorry” and “my bad” usually mean the same thing… Except when you’re at a funeral. Never say “my bad” at funeral….
  • I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government.
  • “Don’t worry, spiders are smaller than you.” Yeah? So is a grenade…
  • I have your nose. If you ever want to see it again, follow my instructions exactly. No cops.
  • If you’re bragging about how little you tip that doesn’t make you a financial guru. You’re just an jerk.  (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • I can’t remember too much about last night, but according to my bank statement I had a pretty good time.

Cute Bear does the “YMCA” Dance:

Bear YMCA

Although a dancing bear, isn’t original – this picture is! Share this pic on your FB for instant likes, comments, and karma.

Mike Tyson at age 15….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRs5budNvxg[/youtube]

Wow, that’s absolutely crazy! That speed is incredible. It’s easy to see why he was such a gifted fighter and athlete.

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