Make your weekend awesome, share these… Awesome Facebook Status Posts: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I believe in karma that means I can do bad things to people I don’t like and assume they deserved it. Probably the worst thing about being a penguin […]
Puppy Guitar, Intellectual Baby, and Clever Statuses.
Score more likes per share, with these… Clever Status Posts for Facebook: I wish the dollar store sold gas. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) It’s so crazy how being tickled can go from fun to torture in a matter of seconds. No one is as good looking as their profile picture, and no one’s […]
Upstairs Dog, Spider Camel, and 15 Great Statuses.
Get more likes, share these… 15 Great (and Relevant) Status Update Posts for Facebook: Here’s a complete list of all the things in life I’ve got figured out: You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine. They should hold movie auditions […]
Election Day Status Updates, One Liners, Jokes and More!
Happy Election Day, America. Here’s some neutral Political Statuses for you… Election Day Quotes & Status Updates: Politicians are like diapers.They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. I wish politicians cared half as much about doing their job as they do about getting elected. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I just […]
Must Resist, Mediocre Kitty, and Witty Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Witty Status Updates for Facebook: Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Most people don’t know this, but you can quietly be a Republican or a Democrat. Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections? Don’t judge someone […]
Funny Dog, Viral Statuses, and Best Of The Week
Enjoy your weekend, share these… Top 2o Facebook Status Updates This Week: The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. […]