Great one-liner statuses, just for you… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Thank goodness it was Twinkies and not Bacon. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) If you see someone using a payphone, there is a 97% chance you can buy drugs from them… Just sayin’ That awesome moment when somebody tries to make you jealous […]
Cute Wave, Weird Goats, and Great Facebook Status Posts
Score more likes, with these… Great Status Posts for Facebook: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background […]
Funny Statuses, Adorable Giraffe, and A Very Guilty Dog
Score more likes this weekend, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can’t smell the one at your house. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the […]
Thanksgiving Status Updates, Facts, Pictures, Jokes, & Videos.
Happy Thanksgiving, share these… Thanksgiving Status Updates for Facebook: Thanksgiving is for thanking, not shopping. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday? Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 14 carrots. […]
Epic Comedian, School Cheetah, and Best Statuses
Here’s the breakdown… Best Status Updates on Facebook this week: You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) I don’t agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness. […]
Sour Candy, Getting Tucked In, and Hilarious Status Posts
More likes per status, share these… Hilarious Statuses for Facebook: I’m not shy, I’m just really good at figuring out who’s worth talking to. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I don’t always bite the inside of my mouth, but when I do, I bite the exact same spot 10 more times throughout the day. […]