Score more likes, share these… 20 More Funny Status Posts: Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) There is only one pretty child in the world… and every mother has it. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her […]
Lightning Strikes, Snow Wars, and 20 Great Statuses
Shareable content, just for you… 20 Great Facebook Status Updates: Whoever said “Nothing is Impossible” is obviously never tried to staple water to a tree. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”? Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny. Oh, […]
Super-Humans, Farmers Revenge, and Daily Status Updates
Get your likes, share these… Daily Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you mess up a word in the middle of an argument. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people. I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly […]
EPIC Timeline Cover, Stealth Ninja, and Best Status Updates
Recap of the week’s Best statuses… Best Status Updates on Facebook: If you and your best friend don’t have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you’re not best friends. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) Life doesn’t come with instructions, so why live as if it also […]
Push Up Cat, Whale Encounter, and Awesome Status Ideas.
Score more likes, share these… Awesome Status Update Ideas: The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the […]
Angry Frog, Snowballs, and Top Facebook Statuses.
Get more likes, share these… Top Facebook Statuses This Week: Hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you were looking for; like happiness and perfect abs. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you’re […]