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ObamaMan, Epic Plane Crew, & 21 Great Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 21 GREAT Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you realize you JUST took off last Christmas’ holiday weight and it is indeed now Christmas AGAIN. If I don’t see you before, here’s wishing you and yours a wonderful apocalypse. Karma has no menu. You get served what you […]
Golden Eagle Snatches Kid, Rawr, and Likeable Status Updates
This week on FB… 21 Likeable Facebook Status Updates: Welcome to Facebook, choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen. I wake up from my nap planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and fall back asleep. That awkward moment when […]
Cuban Pete, Tony Hawk, and Great Status Updates
Best of Facebook, share these… 21 Great Facebook Statuses: That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person. More girls need to start searching for guys who have goals, ambitions & success because 10 years from now “swag” isn’t going to pay your bills. Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that […]
Perfect Match, Duck Chase, & Status Update Ideas
Get more likes, share these… 20 Facebook Status Update Ideas: That awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can’t feel your phone in your pocket. Sometimes I ask myself why do I stay up so late? Then I tell myself it’s none of my damn business. Step aside coffee. This is […]
Cat Plays iPad, Coolest Canine, and Top 20 Status Updates
Most popular statuses, this week… Top 20 Status Updates on Facebook: If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space. That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn’t have told someone something. The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must […]