Golden Eagle Snatches Kid, Rawr, and Likeable Status Updates

This week on FB…

21 Likeable Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Welcome to Facebook, choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen.
  2. I wake up from my nap planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and fall back asleep.
  3. That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M’s…Flo-Rida is in Florida… 2 Chainz has two necklaces on… and 50 Cents has 50cents.
  4. The movie The Vow is so unrealistic. If I woke up with no memory and Channing Tatum said he was my husband I would totally go along with it.
  5. When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage lightbulbs.
  6. That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.
  7. When someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic.
  8. A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50.
  9. If spiders start flying I’m leaving this planet.
  10. When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up she’ll write a song called, “I Went In The Wrong Direction.”
  11. Chapstick and bobby pins are probably the hardest things to not lose.
  12. I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
  13. For most people when you lose your “khakis” you’ve lost your pants. When you’re from Boston & lose your “khakis” you can’t start your car.
  14. It’s bologna that 1-800-PET-MEDS won’t deliver medicinal marijuana to my dog.
  15. Some people are cool, but I still wish I had my own planet.
  16. The only “b” word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.
  17. ‘MAY’ contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn’t. DON’T WASTE MY TIME
  18. Senator’s should wear Uniform’s like NASCAR Drivers. That way we can easily identify their corporate Sponsors.
  19. Someone just told me I was immature…well guess who’s not allowed in my tree house anymore!!
  20. They should make a matchmaking site for single socks.
  21. Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Holiday Themed Timeline Covers

RawwwwwRRRRRR…

Rawr from Kitty.

Adorable little bugger, isn’t it? Share on your Facebook for instant LIKE-age.

Golden Eagle Snatches Kid:

Whoa! That was terrifying. Luckily the kid is alright and it’s crazy someone video taped the whole thing. But, again WOW that was scary.

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