This week on FB…
21 Likeable Facebook Status Updates:
- Welcome to Facebook, choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen.
- I wake up from my nap planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and fall back asleep.
- That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M’s…Flo-Rida is in Florida… 2 Chainz has two necklaces on… and 50 Cents has 50cents.
- The movie The Vow is so unrealistic. If I woke up with no memory and Channing Tatum said he was my husband I would totally go along with it.
- When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage lightbulbs.
- That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.
- When someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic.
- A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50.
- If spiders start flying I’m leaving this planet.
- When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up she’ll write a song called, “I Went In The Wrong Direction.”
- Chapstick and bobby pins are probably the hardest things to not lose.
- I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
- For most people when you lose your “khakis” you’ve lost your pants. When you’re from Boston & lose your “khakis” you can’t start your car.
- It’s bologna that 1-800-PET-MEDS won’t deliver medicinal marijuana to my dog.
- Some people are cool, but I still wish I had my own planet.
- The only “b” word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.
- ‘MAY’ contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn’t. DON’T WASTE MY TIME
- Senator’s should wear Uniform’s like NASCAR Drivers. That way we can easily identify their corporate Sponsors.
- Someone just told me I was immature…well guess who’s not allowed in my tree house anymore!!
- They should make a matchmaking site for single socks.
- Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.
Adorable little bugger, isn’t it? Share on your Facebook for instant LIKE-age.
Golden Eagle Snatches Kid:
Whoa! That was terrifying. Luckily the kid is alright and it’s crazy someone video taped the whole thing. But, again WOW that was scary.